John UM
“nature Calls”, this is probably the most sand sculpture game that Seven Lords have ever seen
In my heart, the games I have contacted may be tens of thousands, because I will probably watch 3 to 5 game introductions every day, so for more than 20 years. I have seen a lot of games like “Summon Call”, such as the Stickman series (or cyanide series), such as the metamorphosis cat Mario, such as “Human defeated” – the latter still has a little fire. All of these games have one thing in common, and the protagonist is more abstract. In addition, the game is relatively unambiguous: there are not necessarily obvious goals and clearance paths, and sometimes it is purely fun. You don’t have to deliberately go to leveling the treasure to make achievements, just play it
But this does not explain the shock of my heart when I first saw “Summon Call”: The most prominent C position in the center of the screen is the butt of you (or your character). “Kris, hello, I am playing the call of life now. You see this ass, how white!” As I said before, I have played games like “Humans are defeated”, but in that game you will not frequently Look at the character’s ass; and here, you will notice only the ass. That kind of feeling I made an analogy, that is, when you look at the photo of the OB team, you will find that Feng Ge’s head is always in the most conspicuous position in the picture
As for “pressing C” is actually lying on the ground (the person who is practicing yoga in this position should be very familiar), and can go forward, it is more intriguing. Because when you “go forward”, what you see is still the same part: the same world, the same ass. Mathematically speaking, a hemisphere does not rotate more than 180 degrees, which does not change its nature, so it is understandable to see the same ass…
But I think of “Watching Pioneer”: This game is said to be offensive because “too realistically portrays some parts of the female character (in fact, the ass)”, but this in turn makes it win the “butt” “This nickname. Players don’t say “go to play two watchers”, but will say “go to suck two asses” (which sounds a bit erotic!). If they see this whiter, bigger, rounder ass in The Call of Fats, what do you think?
There is another equally magical setting. We know that when you play chicken, there is an action you must have, that is, “shoulder bag”: Sometimes you kill someone else, you are excited to go forward; sometimes your teammates hang, you tear Look at his bag (occasionally roaring “This is so fat, 1 box and 5 bags, actually only give me 3 bandages?!”); Of course, sometimes you fall on the way to the finals, you The teammates came over and smashed your bag with lightning speed… In short, the process of eating chicken is actually the process of baggage. The history of eating chicken is also the history of the bag. I believe that everyone can agree
However, after eating chicken, you will not really go to the bag on the ground, it will only show you kneeling down on the wooden box. And “Summon Call” is not the same, you really squat on the ground and start to smash, the tongue flips up and down the frequency reaches 15 Hz! As for the object you are jealous of, in the novice tutorial is the common food such as fruit, bread, etc. This will not make you wary, and even feel that the game is very real. But when you really start playing, you will find that there is no food at all. What you can do, what you can, and what you really want to do, is nothing more than awkward!
This sounds like a singular game, but, fortunately, the role of 舔 is not to boost your “happy value” (that is really too abnormal). You can think of it as a bomb, because the game sets you to pull out an “屎” and it will explode in 10 seconds. There are a number of cockroaches on the field at the same time, then everyone will have no place to stand, so they must be cleaned up, just like the CS gangsters buried the thunder, the police to remove it. Everyone understands the truth, but the way to clean up is to use the tongue to lick, which is probably what many people did not expect…
“When I accepted this setting, I was surprised to feel a little cute!”
So this is a game that combines the watch pioneer and the Jedi to survive. In terms of gameplay, it is more like eating chicken. A group of people kill each other on the map (by pulling, urinating, farting, etc.), and most of the time you see ass. As I said at the beginning, it is not the kind of “masterpiece”, but purely a small game that is entertaining with friends when it is boring. I can imagine “xxx, eat it!” Then the next second, he really started to smash the scene. If you can make you smile, then its purpose is reached
(but this game is now selling 28 blocks on Steam, this price may scare off many people!)